Random Fortune

<Overfiend> but look at the French.  You could spell every word in
            their language phonetically using only about 6 letters
<Overfiend> 4 consonants and 2 vowels
<Overfiend> c, f, r, l.  And the vowels?  Well, one is the sound you
            make when you have constipation; the other when you have
            diarrhea
<Overfiend> what do you expect from that diet of snails and frogs?