Gernot Walzl

Miscellaneous

Random Fortune

You should tip the waiter $10, minus $2 if he tells you his name, another $2
if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and another $2 for each
"special" he describes involving confusing terms such as "shallots," and $4
if the menu contains the word "fixin's." In many restaurants, this means the
waiter will actually owe you money. If you are traveling with a child aged
six months to three years, you should leave an additional amount equal to
twice the bill to compensate for the fact that they will have to take the
banquette out and burn it because the cracks are wedged solid with gobbets
made of partially chewed former restaurant rolls saturated with baby spit.

In New York, tip the taxicab driver $40 if he does not mention his hemorrhoids.
		-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"
CONTENT.php source 2022-05-28 407 B
TV.xspf source 2023-09-17 3.1 KB
distraction-free.el 2014-09-09 796 B
dot-bashrc 2016-08-14 165 B
dot-emacs 2011-10-30 1.8 KB
dot-xbindkeysrc 2013-11-28 398 B
download_muzei_archive.py source 2022-02-04 2.3 KB
download_muzei_archive.py
2022-02-02
by Gernot Walzl
Muzei is an app for Android that refreshes the home screen every day
with famous art. This script downloads the Muzei archive of a month.
dualboot_windows10_debian10.html source 2020-05-30 2.9 KB
eclipse.txt 2010-12-29 931 B
http://www.eclipse.org/
Eclipse is a multi-language software development environment comprising an
integrated development environment (IDE) and an extensible plug-in system.
It is written mostly in Java.
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time_tracker.py source 2023-02-04 2 KB
time_tracker.py
2023-02-03
by Gernot WALZL
This script prints a list of the last login and logout events in CSV format.
wikileaks_alternative_dns.html source 2015-01-14 9.6 KB
windows_recommended_apps.html source 2011-08-22 2.4 KB